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While this does not really fall under our normal blog post regarding criminal law, I decided to perform a public service to our readers. I figured that everyone should know that marriage to your computer is not permissible even in the crazy State of Florida.
While my wife may think that I have an unhealthy relationship with my iPhone, and she is probably right, marriage to it never really crossed my mind. Besides, the two year contract and upgrade would really have a detrimental effect on our vows.
Thankfully a Florida Judge threw out a motion filed by Chris Sevier who was attempting to marry his apple laptop. Not sure how his iPad and iPhone felt about his hopeful engagement, but I imagine that Siri wanted nothing to do with him.

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Andrew Moses

Andrew has been practicing criminal law his entire career. After graduating from law school he began working as an Assistant State Attorney prosecuting cases in Orange and Osceola Counties. During his time as an Assistant State Attorney, Andrew handled all types of cases ranging from misdemeanors to such serious felonies as drug trafficking and armed robbery. His experience as a prosecutor helped him gain perspective of the criminal justice system and how the government established its cases.

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